My response:
Did you mean to send this to my taller, whiter, more shaved head counterpart?
Her response:
Nope, but I'll take that as subtle rejection. But let's hang out anyway. :)
Ahhhhh, a message from Janice:
based on your song [dammit, she knows the 90's classic Timmy T's "One More Try"... alright, you get one point, lucky broad] --
we are soul mates. :)
I'm comin back to h-wood march 28th.
keep that weekend open for some serious hangout time.
I'll consider the boob touching ;)
miss you [insert disgusting, cute playoff on my name] <3>
Sidenote: Can I mention how weirded out I get sometimes that my new boss's name is Lynn? What the fuck, man.
I'm getting drunk tonight.
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online communication is so ambiguous. however, from my experience i'm feel like i'm good and reading in between the lines. ha ha ha
take janice, i really think she is still interested in you. and wants you to be the bf-type for her. but she plays it off as being coy and goofy i.e. the boob touching reference.
"Her response: Nope, but I'll take that as subtle rejection. But let's hang out anyway. :)"
Hahaha so funny! She knows you were rejecting her but she still wants to hang out??
h-wood? really? hollywood doesn't get a cute moniker. it's HOLLYWOOD.
So, you had a birthday? Good, now I feel a little less old.
cheers to drinkin. Seriously.
yay for drinking! and if you happen to stumble onto myspace while drunk and leave inappropriate/rude comments on these girl's walls that think you are a cherub, well then so be it!!
Why is this chick hitting on you if she just boned your buddy? No thanks.
lol. oh myspace. i'm so glad tat i abandoned it. It was no fun after marriage anyway.
after those exchanges? um, i would be drinking too.
seriously.
cheers.
xo, bb
(www.bloggingbarbie.wordpress.com)
(lest you get confused again) ;)
Let's get drunk together and hate on happy couples.
My boss's name is Joy.
...
Which happens to be my mom's name.
I'll drink your first green beer for you!
Cheers!
Kill a bottle of JD for me.
And you should be weirded out by anybody named Lynn at this point.
I'm seriously so happy janice is back in the picture. I can't wait for her to show her crazy again
Seriously, MySpace is the devils playground.
So...how do I get a link to your MySpace? ;)
Man, your MySpace song has a billion times more cache than mine. And you are SUCH hot shit in MySpace world. Girls are e-obsessed with you!
go have a drink. right now!
He loved it :) He got really interested, logged into my facebook to find you... then got all huffy when he found out that one point you and I had made tentative plans to get happy hour when you were up here.
I err... hadn't mentioned it to him because I may have had to explain how I knew you. Slash i was still actively commenting. Slash, he could be reading this...
Living on the edge.
Nice blog... good luck out there.
Ha, getting drunk tonight sounds like a good plan... and if I didnt have to be at work at 8am tomorrow, I would be doing the same thing... :) Good luck with the girl drama!
I want to see naked pics of you and Leo NOW!!!
Preferably together...lol
Online life...I swear...it gets odder by the day.
Seriously. Spa Day.
Lol, he's doesn't think anything like that. Honeypot? hehe. I think it was just the same basic grumble of jealousy anyone would feel if they found out their s/o might have gone out with someone of the opposite sex, and not known about it.
He still likes your blog :)
What a good girl, you were clearly rejecting her and she still wants to hang out? Please, some girls just don't get it...EVER!
dude, girls are so weird.
(virtual) drinks on me!
hahahahha, myspace feels so sketchy sometimes. Anyway at least Lynn doesn't show up at 5 am at your door like my ex does!
I love the fact that you and Leo both have female bosses. That makes me happy.
I'm sorry, but this made me laugh. I'm sure you're not really enjoying it all that much, but well... communication via myspace is... annoying, at best. But maybe that's just me. Drinking definitely helps.
And my fiance's name is my ex's name is my first ex's name. Confused yet? Yep, I dated 3 Matts. I guess 3rd time's a charm.
Drinking often helps iron out the ambiguities of life.
Throw one down for me SO!!!
(I'm singing 'One More Try' in your honor right now.)
"[insert disgusting, cute playoff on my name]"
Hmm. Is your name Enis?
Xtina - Janice just loves the attention. Gotta stay from those ones.
Nachi - A real head-scratcher, right?
B2G - Agreed!
JJ - Glad my one extra year living on this Earth can bring a bit of digital joy to you.
Deutlich - Ting ting!
Justwandering - Not this time!
Maiden - Some girls just want it all, I suppose.
Tin - If I still have a MySpace when I'm married, I'd have to kick my own ass.
Blogging - Confusion cleared!
Martini - You just name the venue, girl.
Leo - I miss Joy.
WhatIGot - JD. A great recommendation.
Maxie - You're probably the only one who remembers who she is! I'm impressed!
LipSmack - You ask!
Sequined - I wish that were the case, Sequined. It seems so much easier on the online world.
BLGG - I hope you cleared my name and reinforced that I had no bad intentions. Ho boy.
Craig - Thanks!
Uber - What the!? So your true nature comes out!
Brainiac - I wish I had the same success as YOU have
C - Ya think?
BLGG - Whew!
Ashley - She's got some balls on her, I'll tip my hat to that.
Tiff - I know I can always count on you for some digital booze.
Trixie - I read that. So intense. And I actually wouldn't mind if she did that... something out of a cliche'd romance movie.
Angela - HAHHAHA! I'm sure there's some irony in there. Not to mention that I have TWO female bosses I report to.
Poodlegoose - No way, that is way way too strange. What are the chances, seriously?
mnwhr - You're preaching to the choir
Luck - God I love that shitty song.
Prin - ... did you just make a gay joke about me?
girls are never worth your time...trust me...i am one! ..and esp girls named Lynn..
myspace annoys me. facebook has turned me into a stalker. blogging writing/reading keeps me from working.
I need to disengage myself from the internet!
so...what's the "digusting, cute playoff on your name"? I'm curious...how disgustingly cute is it?
Myspace is played out.
"Leo - I miss Joy."
awww so sweet!
;-)
Thats all! haha!
so seriously, i'm so lost in what's going on with all these code names and shit.
i'm gonna now have to read back through a zillion posts to figure out who and what you're talking about! :) oh b.
ok. so yes, i'm commenting on this post again, because i have now read the full and complete story or janice. and it is epic.
ok. not quite. but it does make for some entertaining reading.
dude. that girl? batshit. insane.
why is she still around. okayokay she does make good blog fodder.but still. (these are the things i wonder aloud.)
me thinks she needs to take a long walk off a short cliff. just saying. oh, and i will personally fedex a bottle of jack over to you if she continues to be the energizer bunny despite rejection. girlchile needs to get a clue.
/unsolicited advice. :)
LOL!! How is that gay? :D Now if her name was Enis...
wait.....your new boss' name is LYNN exactly or the same as the real name of the ex? i'm assuming lynn (the ex) is just a pseudonym, yeah?
i don't know why it matters and why i even asked. geez...
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