"I heard the last time you had sex was October 2006..."- via text message from Tina, an old college friend Thu, May 1st @ 8:03pm
Is it wrong to love totally random and giggle inducing text messages? Because if it is, I don't want to be right.
My best friend still takes personal credit for "ending [my] dry spell" because, obviously, if it weren't for her, I never would have had sex again.Aren't friends awesome?(And for the record, no, the sex wasn't with her...)
hahaha. texts rock because they are so... blunt. :)
Hahahahahah that's the funniest text! But beware, texts can get saved! Don't get in trouble like Eliot Spitzer did!
hahaha. you know your friends know you too well when...
that is damn funny...I mean...ahem not the content of the message of course ;)
Awww...people are keeping track of you. That's good friends for you.
Before I know it my friends will be texting me messages like that!
i hope you responded with "actually, it was september 2006".
haha that's both hilarious and really, really sad
At least it's not on a daily reminder calendar....although I guess that's kind of what this blog is! Get your ass out there and give yourself a story to respond with, or at the very least a good one-liner in your defense.
So only 5 months till your 2 year anniversary? Maybe you should commemorate by getting some :)
How do you function?
... i love my friends too lol. They do similar things.
And what was your response? :)
SO@24- I assume you heard this from the chick I f*cked in Oct of 06. but what about the chicks in Jan, Jun, Aug, and Nov of 07 and lets not leave out the hottie in Feb 08! HAHA! If only it were true!
hm. seriously. I think they meant to send that text to me.
LOL! I guess that doesn't make you a bad person...
Whoa, are you in any sort of pain?
Only a real friend would have the balls to text a man that. Or maybe she's a sadist.
hahahaha wow...that's kind of sad. what was your response?
isn't that what friends are for? to remind of of your last sexcapades?
Oh god, when you put it that way, how have you survived at all? I already have trouble falling asleep, functioning at work, and exercising when I've gone a week without.
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