Thursday, November 27, 2008

Turkey is an Aphrodisiac

Paxty: So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
So@24: I originally planned on getting a mushroom pizza and lounging around in my underoos all day. But Lynn invited me down to spend it with her and her roommate.
Paxty: Holidays are a vulnerable time. Is this going to be the blog twist everyone saw coming?
So@24: Haha! I seriously doubt it.
Paxty:
Damn. Now I kind of want to see it happen just to see all the predictions come true.
So@24: What the hell am I to you? The Truman Show??
Paxty: You're right, that's the next logical step.
Paxty: Instead of rooting for it to happen, I should pay off Lynn and her friends. Take destiny into my own hands. It will be the best Thanksgiving ever.
So@24: By paying off my exgirlfriend to manipulate my emotions in a sick social experiment to be publisized in blogdom?
Paxty: Sounds even better when you put it so succinctly!

32 comments:

LBluca77 said...

Happy Thanksgiving. I hope your turkey not only gets stuffed but is also moist inside.

Paula said...

So is this your way of preparing us for your next post about you going full cycle???

Bunny said...

mmm mushroom pizza...

Marie said...

This should be interesting. Happy Thanksgiving! Stuff yourself as much as humanly possible.

Jest said...

Hope you have a good Thanksgiving!! Can't wait to hear all about it...

Bird * said...

you should stick with the mushroom pizza.

Surfergrrl said...

i'd rather see you happy then have a scandalous blog post. :)

QueenBitch said...

I plege $10 to the "paying off lyn and her friends fund".

Kidding. Hope you have a good time. Eat lots of turkey for me :)

Just dont get too drunk and do anything you may regret k?

ThRiCe said...

Who knows...life might surprise you one day, and I'm sure we'll all feel happy for you, but that would mean the end of this blog, right?

Katelin said...

haha hope you have a very un-truman show like thanksgiving! :)

Amy xxoo said...

Aww, i wouldnt want that to happen to you SO - i always felt so sorry for poor Truman.

Oh, and right - Happy Thanksgiving from Australia!

Fizzgig said...

have to admit...when it's someone else you are talking about..it does sound like a good idea...Happy turkey day!

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

HAHA

Well, when you put it THAT way!

*~Dani~* said...

If there is turkey involved, you will probably be asleep before anything scandalous can occur. Hmm....maybe I am just talking about me. Happy Thanksgiving!

Uncle Ebenezer said...

Here's to you scandalously stuffing some bird for Thanksgiving!

Jossie Posie said...

Hope you guys had a great Thanksgiving whatever happened.

Alexa said...

happy (day after) thanksgiving SO! xo

Greta said...

The holidays do make us vulnerable! And when they talk about giving, they should specify that they don't mean bjs.

dizzy observer said...

i like the word succinctly

Ali said...

If only it actually were an aphrodisiac...I'd be getting my hunting license :)

Babs said...

yay I can't wait to hear about it ALL!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Now, stuff her like a turkey.

Katie Says So said...

hmmmmm interesting...i will be excited to hear how that turned out! haha.....lol @ truman show....

Therapeutic Ramblings said...

If you and Lynn are cool, why not some platonic Ex'Sex? Here is how it goes...you hang out, have sex, and then leave. It is a win/win!

bex said...

I don't know Paxty, but I think we could be friends.

OhMyLaughter said...

Hmm...you might be onto something about a movie about your life.

Scenes + the blog posts as narrations...

Just saying. Only a matter of time before there is a movie about a blogger. If it's your movie you could write the ending as well...

Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.

Coconut said...

Turkey is more of a date-rape drug than an aphrodisiac. I usually pass out about ten minutes after eating it.

Or maybe that's because I drink all day.

UrbanVox said...

maybe you should wire cameras all over the place!!
and sell advertisement space and merchandise! :)

yayyyyyyyyyyy
hehehe

sid said...

Oh man that would be awesome. You don't feel like taking part in the social experiment?

brickhead said...

missing u SO much...

Suzy Q said...

that was awesomely put...

George said...

Interesting posts you have here ... I can see that you put a lot of hard work on your blog. I'm sure I'd visit here more often.
George
from aphrodisiac.